Band metaphors/similes?

Can you make up/recall any good band/musician metaphors/simlies?

Here's some I heard:

"Dream Theater's so cheesy I'm suprised Doritos dodn't make a Dream Theater flavor yet"

and

"Keither Richard's like a cockroach, he survives everything. After nuclear warfare, there will be two things left, cockroaches and Keith Richards" (I could have easily made this one up and I'll never know!)

Can you make any up/recall any?

Band metaphors/similes?imax theatre

*Ahem*

Eddie Vedder sucks sand through a cheesecloth

Nickelback sucks so hard, they could suck all the hydrogen from the sun

MCR sounds like a Alpaca dragging a kazoo caught in it's assfur across an interstate highway

Zacky Vengeance has a black eye because His guitar got tired of the abuse and fought back

The song Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey is goofier than a pet racoon on thorazine

-Darth Maul

Gerard Way sings like a Mountain Lion trapped in a garbage disposal

-Ozzy Osbourne Fan

I have a picture of Gerard Way laminated to the inside of My toilet bowl, People are lining up at My door to take a ****

-Smiley

Band metaphors/similes?performing show opera theater

David Lee Roth once said ''Rock stars are like dogs that chase cars. We make a lot of noise and get a lot of attention. We're just not around for very long.''|||MCR sucks so much they could outsuck a Hoover!|||getting old is like being young again. You're bald, your food has to be mashed up, and someone else changes your diaper.|||no, sry none are coming to me at the mo|||Coldplay is so corny i once got it as a side at KFC.

all i could make up on a spot. not good tho|||I'll make up one right now...

THE ROCK HALL OF FAME will induct Pop Star MADONNA in hope she will make it" like a virgin" once more: Pure, chast and respectable.

Band metaphors/similes?

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