Most hilarious insults you heard about a band you like?

My favorite insult I ever saw on here was when Ozzy said that Gerard Way sounded like

"A Mountain Lion Trapped In A Garbage Disposal'

I laughed till I nearly puked.

However, the best insults I have ever heard about My Favorite band usually center around Ozzy and His total inability to speak English coherently.|||Someone called the Rolling Stones "The California Raisins." I must say, I thought it was pretty funny, no matter how much I love Keith Richards...|||My friend told me that Jens K?stel of Funker Vogt sounds like a cross between Grover from Sesame St. & Pee Wee Herman, and that Tom Waits always sounds constipated.|||One of my friends said Kiss is so old that they belong in a nursing home|||"They're gay. They have a rainbow on the cover."

Naturally, I was all, whaaaaaat?

And they were dead serious. They don't listen to "gay music." And you know what? They were rocking out to We Will Rock You at the football game later that day. Mmmmhmmm.|||Luckily this came up today....

Is U2 the most overrated band ever?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

"U2 will continue to make a strong case in this dubious category the longer Bono's ego continues to feel the need to keep recording mediocre music." Thanks, rckets! :-P

**edit**

In retrospect, I see that I probably should have used the entire response as I like the Grateful Dead, too.... "You have (to) acknowledge that The Grateful Dead have tormented us for a much longer time and might very well be the worst rock band in the history of the genre. There's a reason people consume all those drugs during their concerts like party hors d'oeuvres. You need to be in an altered state to listen to that garbage." Thanks again, rckets! LOL!!|||When Pat Boone covered Dio's, Holy Diver...that was both hilarious and insulting|||Band-Sugarloaf

Song-Green Eyed Lady

I was listening to it and someone had the nerve to say it sounded like a old N*gger moaning. it pissed me off more than it made me laugh.|||My exchange student friend Lyaysan gave me a bunch of Russian screamo and I was listening to it in the car and the kid next to me yelled "OH MY GOSH! This music makes me want to go into a nursery and punch babies!"

I thought it was hilarious!|||lol Dream Theater Doritos!

I havent heard anything that good.

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Most hilarious insults you heard about a band you like?

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