What events would there be at the religious olympics?

No exclusions, this is the olympics after all.

What events would there be at the religious olympics?concert tickets

Who can drink the most "blood of Christ" before passing out.

Who can pray the longest with out laughing.

Who can hang themselves on a cross the fastest.

Who can recite the bible in the fastest time, while smoking pot.

Cow saving

naked dancing

tattoo competition

Pope vs witch

spiritual debate

Cocaine races

What events would there be at the religious olympics?theater seating opera theater

How loud can you yell to keep the nonbelievers from being able to get a word in.|||Creative writing contest.|||400 meter water walk|||The hundred meter sprint over open water.

1600 meter cross-carrying relay|||Child diddling.|||Storytelling. More specifically who can make up the most elaborate fable about a higher being.|||LMAO!

The 50 m Pope sprint!

100 m. marathon in which Pundits (Hindu) and Qazis (Islamic) will participate.

The Hight Jump of religious spirits.

etc etc...|||The longest a person can pray or meditate.|||four square.|||Events would include Bible Thumping, The Alter Dash, Sacrament Pass, and of course The Best Hellfire and Brimstone Lecture. More to come as the games become more popular!|||i'm thinking that bible speed-reading would be a big ticket item. (for a shorter reading, omit the portion in brackets) who can eat the most locusts? stay tuned...

pew-hurdling and the steeple-chase would take place on the second day. the infidel toss will be a big ratings boost i'm quite sure.

and finally the awarding of the gold, frankincense, and myrrh medals by nun other than whoopi goldberg.

funny question...

What events would there be at the religious olympics?

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