Heres a few men jokes(contains adult humor)?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
Why do men name their privates?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"
They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.
If only men would listen.
Enjoy!!
Heres a few men jokes(contains adult humor)?symphonyFOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY, WHY BUY A COW WHEN YOU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE.
HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU: NOW DAYS, 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE,
WHY? BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET
A LITTLE SAUSAGE.
1. MEN ARE LIKE.....LAXATIVES.........THEY IRRITATE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
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