The Frank Feldman Story?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just

> like Frank.'

> Passenger: 'Who?'

> Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

> Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to

> Frank Feldman every single time.'

> Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody..'

> Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won

> the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an

> opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard

> him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

> Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.

> Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember

> everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and

> which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change

> a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do

> everything right.'

> Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'

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