Who knows a Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going

by.

> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're

just

>like Frank."

> Passenger: "Who?"

> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all

the

>time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like

that

>to Frank - every single time."

> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

> Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won

the

>Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an

opera

>baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him

play

>the piano."

> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

> Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He

could

>remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to

>order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not

like me.

>I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

> Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

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