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When I am an adult ( I'll never grow up so I shall say when I'm an adult) I intend to be a happily married lesbian housewife (or wife of David Bowie) who not only writes novels, performs in community theater shows, teaches Queer literature and Queer history classes, studies genetics in her free time and eventual president. However because you wish to stifle my creativity I must choose one, and I choose to write about being a Queer lit/history teacher and Mom. Here is a day in that life:

"MOM!! WAKE UP YOU STUPID COW!!" My eight year old daughter Hermia screams in my ear.

"Yell in my ear and call me a cow again and I swear on all that is ******** holy I will take that class on the theories of Sigmund Freud."

"Is Sigmund Freud that dude who thinks every woman wants to sleep with her father?"

"Yup."

Hermia scrunched up in fear "I be good!!" she squeeled.

"Get out of here squirt" I said messing up her hair and grinning "I gotta get dressed." I stood up and streched and walked over to my wardrobe. I pulled out a light pink puffy blouse and a skirt reaching up to the top shelf and getting my rhinestone headband.

I jumped into the shower got washed, got out toweled off , got dressed and went downstairs.

My beautiful wife was bottle feeding our son, Lysander and Hermia was putting way too much maple syrup on her pancakes.

"Do you want to take over or - " my darling asked

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