Little Johnny and Sussy?

Little Johnny was 7yrs old so was Little Sussy. And they lived next door to each other. And Little Johnny was so in love with Little Sussy.

One day, Johnny went to Sussy's dad and announced (as seriously as he could) "I'm in love with your daughter Sussy and we're getting married".

Amused, Sussy's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).

Sussy's dad: "Where will you live?"

Johnny: "Well,Sussy has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."

Sussy's dad:" How are you going to make money to support her?"

Johnny: " Well Sussy gets R5.00 a week and I make R7.00 a week. That should be more than enough!"

Seeing that Johnny was still serious, Sussy's dad asked, "Well what about children?"

Johnny perked up and quickly answered, "oh, we have that figured out already. When my wife "Sussy" lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"

Little Johnny and Sussy?opera ticket

Hahaha nice one

A star for u!!

Little Johnny and Sussy?pacific theater opera theater

hehe nice one, keep them coming.|||queer little kid|||lol,10,very funny.|||Cute...maybe an answer to over-population?|||Cute :-)

My partner thought it was hilarious, so you get a star! WOOOO for you!

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