What is the best monologue ever?

Film, Theater, Books, or Epic Poems.

Please paste the monologue in your post.

One of my faves, from Fight Club:

"I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived -- an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; or they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy **** they don't need. We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off." - Tyler Durden

What is the best monologue ever?say yes

Bill Murray in Stripes

What the hell's the matter with you?

Stupid!

We're all very different people.

We're not Watusi.

We're not Spartans.

We're Americans.

With a capital A, huh?

You know what that means?

Do you? That means that our forefathers...were kicked out of every

decent country in the world.

We are the wretched refuse.

We're the underdog.

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